The Monday Dump 11/Nov/02
England was trounced in the cricket. It was like watching a man kicking a dog. To top it off when Alex Stewart was caught and an Australian fielder threw the ball up in the air, the ball landed on the Alex's shoulder and hurt him.
Australia lost the rugby against Ireland in Ireland. An Irish horse won the Melbourne Cup and the Melbourne Cup was brought onto the rugby ground as if to gloat. Roy was riled by this and reckons we shouldn't allow foreign horses in the cup.
Roy and HG discuss fake sporting merchandise. Roy has a pair of underpants signed by Richard Criacheck and also a Don Bradman coin collection. HG shows a picture of the Javid Miandad and Denis Lillee fighting incident signed by Don Bradman. Roy reckons before Don's death, the Don was locked away in a little room with a pen in both hands and both feet, just signing autographs all day. That why the Don's signature is found on so much merchandise.