The Monday Dump 14/Oct/02
Plastic bags at a car race hamper a lot of the cars because they got into the engines. Roy and HG suggest all the spectators and race drivers must come nude to get rid of the problem. Spectators at the race overturn a car and set it alight.
Greg Normans has bought a boat worth 80 million. Roy reckons its not big enough because it can only hold 14 people. Needs a floor for each person.
Kerryn Phelps, Jackie Stricker
Email about rugby players swapping the wrong pieces of clothing. At the Lithgow Shamrocks the players used to swap eachothers underwear after every match.