The Monday Dump 7/Oct/02
Billy Idol comes on stage at the rugby Grandfinal and doesn't sing anything. Just walks around the stage snarling. Billy must be becoming a conceptual artist. Roy and HG reckon its a brilliant career move.
Shots of one of the players at the rugby Grandfinal wondering around the stadium dazed. Eventually comes up to the microphone to make a speech.
Thorpedo in Paris. Shows off a set of clothes that he came up with himself. HG reckons its his restoration look. HG asks whether Thorpie will swim better in it.
Talk about the kangaroo cull at Puckapunyel and how it cost $1.8 million. This was about $100 per kangaroo. Roy and HG wonder why it cost so much. Maybe the Kangaroos had dug themselves in and the army had to send in the stealth bombers to get rid of them. HG suggests that the army get some cadets in to kill them because they wont be kill shy unlike the Australian army. Roy wants to take this issue up with Senator Hill. Reckons at an enquiry there'll be army people saying things like 'They came in waves. What could we do?' People around the world will laugh at us because our army has trouble killing a few roos.
Politics in the Raw
Someone mails in and suggests that the Magpies should be renamed the Collingwood Comets because just like Haleys comet they do something worthwile once every 74 years.